you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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