3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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