I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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