This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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