Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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