Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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