STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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