You're so nebulous sometimes
Pappa wants mamma naked
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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