everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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