how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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