An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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