What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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