i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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