So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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