I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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