Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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