I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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