grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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