Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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