i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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