I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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