i would punch a child for taco bell
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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