Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I got chris browned last night
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
