we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
People in love make me want to vomit
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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