I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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