i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
