hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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