your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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