We're like a lot better than the average bears
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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