Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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