I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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