but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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