Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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