So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
