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Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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