it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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