He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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