Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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