thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Its about making memories worth repressing
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
