So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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