If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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