Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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