She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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