I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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