Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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