have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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