I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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