Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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