his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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