Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I didn't notice because vodka
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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