You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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