just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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