So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Your cock deserves a montage
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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