im drinking this country out of the recession.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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