so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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