So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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