Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The beer is more important than you right now.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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