Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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