i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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