Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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