I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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